Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks


This shirt was actually inspired during a bout when two skaters lovingly exchanged motivational quips back and forth. You got to love having the bench next to the pivot line.

"Scrimmage-ify": This option includes your name & number on the back as well as your numbers on the sleeves.  Put the shirt on and go, no stinky markers, no shifting arm bands. Get on the track and go!  "Scrimmage-ify" customizations are WFTDA/MRDA compliant.  

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Unisex & Women sizes are available. Unisex shirts are longer with a more generous sleeve. Women are shorter in length with a shorter sleeve. Based on customer feedback, sizing tends to run big, but Derbyology recommends ordering true to size.

White shirt with black graphic or black shirt with white graphic available.

Shirts are extra-soft, scrimmage-weight, 100% pre-shrunk cotton.

Shirts that are scrimmage-ified can not be returned due to customization.

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks

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